ADAM SANDLER - Cordurory Blues Lyrics
Performed by adam sandlerWhen I was a boyThere was no limit to what I could eatShake after shake after shake after shakeFollowed by all kinds of red meatMetabolism runnin' around so fastMy body never gained to weightThat pissed off all my momma's friendsAnd made my big-boned sister irateBut now I'm a manAnd all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt'cause even when I'm in the shower aloneI'm to embarrased to remove my shirtWhat made a millionaire out of mr. frito-layMade a fat mother fucker outta meWhat made a millionaire out of mr. frito-layMade a fat mother fucker outta meAnd all them cookies I been munching latelyMy feets are becoming difficult to seeI believe it was my daddyWho led me to this eating diseaseBy calling me the little candy assWhen I couldn't finish a burger with cheeseOr maybe it was my mommaWho got me addicted to all the wrong foodsOnly when I gobbled down every chicken cutletWould I get to see momma's good moodsThey said eat this, they said eat thatTo stay skinny there was no chanceAnd now when I walk I hear corduroyEven though I ain't wearing pantsWhat made a millionaire out of mr. frito-layYou fat fuck, you fat fuckMade a fat mother fucker outta meWhat made a millionaire out of mr. frito-layYou fat fuck, you fat fuckMade a fat mother fucker outta meAnd all that ice cream I been eating latelyMy chins alone weight 203The diet starts tomorrow!I have a grapefruit for breakfastFor lunch a bown of white riceDinnertime it's a saltless potatoI ain't allowed no spiceIf this diet's gonna workTonight I can't eat no moreJust go to sleep, I say to myselfAs I close the bedroom doorTwo in the morning, I wake up to pissMy belly's hungry and achin'Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the dietBring on the chips flavored with baconWhat made a millionaire out of mr. frito-layMade a fat mother fucker outta meWhat made a millionaire out of mr. frito-layMade a fat mother fucker outta meAnd all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately
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