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Performed by adam sandler and allen covertRichie: so ya doin' good? Samantha: ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you? Richie: how good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours.Samantha: ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't want me on the phone. so if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming.Richie: ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi...[she hangs up phone][phone rings]Richie: hello? Samantha: sorry, I thought he was coming.Richie: that's ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meetSamantha: umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights.Richie: well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. lets say around...[she hangs up phone]Richie: come on..[phone rings]Richie: hey.Samantha: sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.Richie: that's ok. well look, uh.. what was I saying? oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..[she hangs up the phone again]Richie: give me a break...[phone rings]Richie: hello.Samantha: sorry. it was just my dog.Richie: hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? why can't we talk? Samantha: he just thinks I'm on the phone too much. oh my god, uh, I gotta go.Richie: don't hang up!Samantha: richie, I can't talk!Richie: no, I'm sick of this! put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him.Samantha: it's not my dad.Richie: what? well, who's there? why can't you talk? Samantha: uh, just look richie, someone is here.Richie: who's there? is it a guy!? Samantha: richie!Richie: I knew it! I'll kill him! put him on the phone!Samantha: oh.. it's just.. hold on.[hands phone to guy]Richie: hey man! what the hell are you doing there!? samantha's my girl!You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!Buffoon: fuckin' shit!Richie: yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to god!Buffoon: one time I saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button.Richie: yeah, well that's too bad! but I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in![richie slams down phone]Samantha: what happened? was he mad? Buffoon: my neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!Samantha: oh buffoon, you're the coolest. [whispering] I love you...

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