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Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randiTranscribed by a fanAnd now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch[baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]Cow: mooAnd now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground[plane sounds]M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do itCow: moo[ripcord sounds]Cow: moo,mrr[parachute opens]Cow: moow[thud]And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries[cow opening paper bag]Cow: moo,moo[car screeches, and turns back around]Cow: mrrAnd now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim[cow walking towards pool, big splash]Cow: moo[crowd cheering]Cow: mrr,mrr[underwater moo]And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes onF1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with youCow: mooF1: uh uh uh, you can't touch thatCow: mooBouncer: keep your hands off the girlCow: mooBouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leaveCow: mooM2: hey watch it cowAnd now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call[tennis ball being hit]Farmer: that was outCow: mooFarmer: don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was outCow: mooFarmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's outCow: mooFarmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was outCow: mrrFarmer: you cannot see from that angleCow: mooAnd now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke[phone rings, cow picks it up]Farmer: hello may I speak to the cowCow: mooFarmer: hi, I'm a famous actorCow: mooFarmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with meCow: mooFarmer: why don't I make reservations? Cow: mooFarmer: and why don't I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckleCow: mrrFarmer: take that fattyCow: mrr[slams down phone]And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle[car sounds]Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.[car hits farmer]Farmer: ooohCow: mooooooooooooo
Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randiTranscribed by a fanAnd now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch[baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]Cow: mooAnd now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground[plane sounds]M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do itCow: moo[ripcord sounds]Cow: moo,mrr[parachute opens]Cow: moow[thud]And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries[cow opening paper bag]Cow: moo,moo[car screeches, and turns back around]Cow: mrrAnd now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim[cow walking towards pool, big splash]Cow: moo[crowd cheering]Cow: mrr,mrr[underwater moo]And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes onF1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with youCow: mooF1: uh uh uh, you can't touch thatCow: mooBouncer: keep your hands off the girlCow: mooBouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leaveCow: mooM2: hey watch it cowAnd now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call[tennis ball being hit]Farmer: that was outCow: mooFarmer: don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was outCow: mooFarmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's outCow: mooFarmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was outCow: mrrFarmer: you cannot see from that angleCow: mooAnd now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke[phone rings, cow picks it up]Farmer: hello may I speak to the cowCow: mooFarmer: hi, I'm a famous actorCow: mooFarmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with meCow: mooFarmer: why don't I make reservations? Cow: mooFarmer: and why don't I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckleCow: mrrFarmer: take that fattyCow: mrr[slams down phone]And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle[car sounds]Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.[car hits farmer]Farmer: ooohCow: mooooooooooooo
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