Send "I'm A Bum" Ringtone to your Cell 
Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon
Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door
Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor
I'm a bum
Wating for my fortune to fall into my lap
but if I gotta work for it I'd rather take a nap
I can eat, I can sleep, I can play nintendo
but if you paid me to go to work, I still wouldn't go
I'm a bum
I'm a bum
sit around all day
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and I get nothin' done
I'm a bum
I'm a bum
that's right
I'm a bum
The boob tube replaced the dog
as man's best friend
doesn't shit on the floor
always has an ear to lend
nacho supreme, a pizza
ten hours of tv
is all my life will ever be
if i could pick lotto numbers
like i pick my nose
I'd escape the life of bein' an average Joe
Til' then I'll just sit around all day
remote control in hand
just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon
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