Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Theme Tune Lyrics

hey mr bartender give me a drink.
i wanna cold wet glass with bubbles in it.
and that doesn't mean i can't
handle anything stronger now
just think i'll wait a while

i'll have a pint of lager please
and a pack of flakies.

Thanks to fragileblooms for these lyrics
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