Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Dampness Lyrics
{Johnny - spoken}
Hello, again.
{Janet - spoken}
Hello.
{Johnny}
You make me feel all shaky,
My hands are sweaty,
Like a fat girl's crack.
Is this love at first sight?
{Janet}
Or are you going cold turkey,
from smack?
You could be a psycho,
{Johnny}
You could be a nympho,
I really do hope so.
{Janet}
Is this love at first sight?
I have to say that,
I don't really know.
I think we could be together,
I think we realy could go far,
Cos I'm not fussy whatsoever,
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{Johnny}
Does that mean that I can touch your arse?
{Both}
It's the strangest feeling,
Now I've met you I will never let you go.
Is this love at first sight?
{Janet}
Cos my pants are damp,
That's how I know.
{Johnny}
Cos your pants are all damp,
{Janet}
Like a pissy old tramp.
{Both}
Cos the pants are all damp, that's how we know,
The dampness of the pants is how we know. X3
Thanks to groovygirl01283 hotmail
Thanks to karlnorthcott for these lyrics
Hello, again.
{Janet - spoken}
Hello.
{Johnny}
You make me feel all shaky,
My hands are sweaty,
Like a fat girl's crack.
Is this love at first sight?
{Janet}
Or are you going cold turkey,
from smack?
You could be a psycho,
{Johnny}
You could be a nympho,
I really do hope so.
{Janet}
Is this love at first sight?
I have to say that,
I don't really know.
I think we could be together,
I think we realy could go far,
Cos I'm not fussy whatsoever,
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
{Johnny}
Does that mean that I can touch your arse?
{Both}
It's the strangest feeling,
Now I've met you I will never let you go.
Is this love at first sight?
{Janet}
Cos my pants are damp,
That's how I know.
{Johnny}
Cos your pants are all damp,
{Janet}
Like a pissy old tramp.
{Both}
Cos the pants are all damp, that's how we know,
The dampness of the pants is how we know. X3
Thanks to groovygirl01283 hotmail
Thanks to karlnorthcott for these lyrics
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