Dave Days - 2 Girls 1 Cup Lyrics

I thought i was the only one
who knew just how to have fun
now my greatest fantasy
is right in front of me

lets throw out the toilet
what a waste of space
poop on my face
holy shit! literally 100% free

just kidding thats gross
why eat poop when you've got toast?!

i couldn't believe my eyes
the first few seconds were pretty nice
the thought of me throwing up? impossible!
they ate that shit like A POPSICLE

what the hell is that
someone give these women their dignity back
has poop become the latest snack?
SHITS WACK! haha you get it?!

forget bulimia! watch 2 girls 1 cup!
i guarantee you will throw up!
holy shit literally! what the FFF....

HOLD UP
You think these bitches might be hard on a dick
but instead they poopin in cups and garglin shit
half a billion views, this is horribly wrong
somebody tell these women that they morals is gone
i got sent a link, but its the fact that i followed it
instead of flushin it, the broad actually swallowed it
man watch the video its evil what she do
MAN I don't eat SHIT people I eat food!!

poop if you eat it, does it come out food?
im not gonna take another poo.
Thanks to Sami Jonas for these lyrics

Thanks to sally for these lyrics
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