Dane Cook - I'll Never Be You lyrics
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You are the one everyone wants to be
I am the one they say I'm glad that’s not me
When I go to sleep, I dream about you
When you go to sleep, I bet you dream about you too.
Your life is filled with good times and cool clothes
My life stands still just watching where your life goes
God please let me live in your life for one week
This life’s all yours and it’s a tease for those like me
And it’s a tease for those like me
Sometimes I picture myself beating you up
I see myself slamming your head off the ground
And you beg and you plea and you cry constantly
I make you say that I’m the best, let me make you say you wish you were me
And then in my mind I see me banging your girl
Your cool car is now mine, and so is your popular world
All your friends, they love me and love that I hate you
I’m like a super hero, god bad ass mother trucker red white and blue
You don’t know me, but I know you
It’s a real love hate thing, I love to hate you,
Yes I do
I get so frustrated. But tell me just what can I do?
I’ll never be you, so sad and true
Ill never be you, so sad and true
I’ll never be you, so sad and true
Ill never be you, so sad and true
Ill never be you. Ill never never
Ill never be you, ill never never
Ill never be you. Ill never never
Ill never be you, ill never never
Ill never be you. Ill never never
Ill never be you, ill never never
Ill never be you. Ill never never be Y.O.U.
I will never be you, ill never never
I will never be you, ill never never
I will never be you. Ill never never
I will never be you you you you you
I wont be, I wont be
I wont be, I wont be
I will not be you
But alas, those thoughts pass
My day dream, fades to black
Boring me, hopelessly
Wishing that you’d be attacked
And spade by demented monkeys
With huge rocks, and painted green
Like a jellybean
Make a trampoline in a toxic swamp
You’re so smug, and so fake
With your laugh and your clique
I want to be you so bad, it makes me so bleeping sick
But you suck, and you stink and you’re so F’ing mean
I wanna be in your fake, smug world
We can hang out down by the coffee bean.
We can hang out down by the coffee bean.
You and me hanging down at the coffee bean
Coffee bean
Coffee bean
I’ll never be you.
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Thanks to melissa
