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Old St. Nick’s got bourbon breath
It’s so cold you could catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth
It’s a Merry Fucking Christmas

Everything’s so Chrstmassy
The streets are twinkling with frozen pee
My priest just sat on Santa’s knee
It’s a Merry Fucking Christmas

All the kids go to bed each night
To dream what Santa brings em
Unless their Jewish or Muslim or some other gyp religon

Crappy toys flying off the shelves
Midgets dressed up to look like elves
Spread good cheer or burn in hell
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It’s a Merry Fucking Christmas

All the kids go to bed each night
to dream what Santa brings em
Unless their Jewish or Muslim or some other gyp religion

Cracklin fires to keep me warm
and my collection of Asian port
Cradle my bells and work my horns
It’s a keep on trucking
Last year sucking
Midget chucking
Slap the puck in
How much wood could a woodchuck chucken
Merry Fucking Christmas

Ho, ho, ho – Shut up



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