Send "I\'m Awesome" Ringtone to your Cell 
Uh, and my unibrow is plucked
Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She's like "For what?
Blunt wraps and some Heineken?
You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!"
I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet,
And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji
Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
Can't tweet up on my Twitter
Cuz I haven't done shit
Bank account red, body ungroomed
The only thing good about me is I'm off stage soon
you homo_sulli
I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I drive around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
motherfucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol
Cheesier than Provolone
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I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
With an ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin
I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade filling optimos
And I'm not even the bomb in Maine
On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain
Now put your hands up,
If you have nightmares
If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
I'm outta breath...
But I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I drive around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
motherfucker I'm awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome!
There's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
Thanks to wrong for correcting these lyrics
Thanks to sulli for correcting these lyrics
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2010-07-16 16:16:18 by yankeesarentcool | Not rated |
| The correct lyric is "I'm as nervous as my cat old dirt curtis" not cattle.... | ||
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