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N-Dubz - Duku Man (Skit) Lyrics

Yo Iím like lately seeing like

Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but

When Iím on a skankiní ting no lie Iím on a blankiní ting

And if you feel my shit Iím on a thankiní ting

But if you bring a pretty girl around me

Iím on a spankiní ting itís no wankiní ting ai

See me Iím on a stanciní ting

forever more I shall be the skankiní king

So if you wanna come hotel donít waste time

Only get one chance donít get nine

like kartel said mi cocky longer than mi nine

so cup it and lets up bump Ďní grind

Iím a man youíre a female

And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook

But they canít back the real thing in up in detail

Donít bring your pictures donít know your emails

Yo Iím a hard worker but Iím not a grime MC

So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics

And my friends reminiscing about the days

When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!)

Shag them then link their best friend

Youíre the shit to my shoe shoulda splashed on the floor

Hey if youíre a duku man youíve gotta be stackiní up duku plans

No fools round here no lulus man

You man are spooky you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)

What planet are you on you must be cuckoo

I donít wanna put a thing in VDís hands

ĎCause youíre real definite and make it go duku

Weíre supposed to have rules not lulus

Never have I seen a man run that fast

Iím surprised that he never done a poo poo (fart noise)

I dunno dickhead beenie manís cousin

Dey feel silly man dey ate more than a dozen

I did ask Tulisa and she told me that:

(ĒI will never shag a man unless I love him!Ē)

Zagaza I wanna be fake ragamuffin

How can you let a duku man like me make two grown men like you start dussiní

Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckiní

You beinía bugginí wanna talk shit behind my back

When you see me start runniní

You beiní heavy like a ton full of bricks N-Dubz got a bag full of hits

You and your boys are back full of bricks if we come to your party

You know weíre gonna leave with all of the chicks

If youíre a duku man youíve gotta be stackiní up duku plans

No fools round here no lulus man

You man are spooky you do voodoo (Dooks tell meÖ)

What would you if youíre in a club danciní

A man rolliní with his girlfriend on a satin

And she starts giviní you the eye like itís a bang ting

I know what I would do I ainít rampiní (Dooks)

I would take her to the toilet put her in a sink

Give her willy till they by dem wink

Donít think Iím buyiní you a drink you are not my girlfriend

And thatís enough of that I donít care what you think

When I die donít bury me burn me

By the way things are goiní I might die early

I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:

Iím a killer and no one can hurt me


When I die donít bury me freeze me

By the way things are goiní I might die easy

I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:

I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy

You ask if you think that Iím living in a dreamland

You thinkiní that I play two notes on a keyboard

And come up with a song like ours

Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise)

My albumís a slut in the charts

half a million of my CDs got shift like hot cakes over the counter

So could you please stop standiní in the west

when you canít even sell

2 of them in an hour go go cobunion

I come chew wid a shank then done dem

Im from a place called North West London

I heard your mumís got bunions fam what!