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N-Dubz - Duku Man (Skit) Lyrics

Yo IÂ’m like lately seeing like

Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but

When IÂ’m on a skankinÂ’ ting no lie IÂ’m on a blankinÂ’ ting

And if you feel my shit IÂ’m on a thankinÂ’ ting

But if you bring a pretty girl around me

IÂ’m on a spankinÂ’ ting itÂ’s no wankinÂ’ ting ai

See me IÂ’m on a stancinÂ’ ting

forever more I shall be the skankinÂ’ king

So if you wanna come hotel donÂ’t waste time

Only get one chance donÂ’t get nine

like kartel said mi cocky longer than mi nine

so cup it and lets up bump ‘n’ grind

IÂ’m a man youÂ’re a female

And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook

But they canÂ’t back the real thing in up in detail

DonÂ’t bring your pictures donÂ’t know your emails

Yo IÂ’m a hard worker but IÂ’m not a grime MC

So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics

And my friends reminiscing about the days

When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Aah!)

Shag them then link their best friend

YouÂ’re the shit to my shoe shoulda splashed on the floor

Hey if youÂ’re a duku man youÂ’ve gotta be stackinÂ’ up duku plans

No fools round here no lulus man

You man are spooky you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)

What planet are you on you must be cuckoo

I donÂ’t wanna put a thing in VDÂ’s hands

‘Cause you’re real definite and make it go duku

WeÂ’re supposed to have rules not lulus

Never have I seen a man run that fast

IÂ’m surprised that he never done a poo poo (fart noise)

I dunno dickhead beenie manÂ’s cousin

Dey feel silly man dey ate more than a dozen

I did ask Tulisa and she told me that:

(”I will never shag a man unless I love him!”)

Zagaza I wanna be fake ragamuffin

How can you let a duku man like me make two grown men like you start dussinÂ’

Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckinÂ’

You beinÂ’a bugginÂ’ wanna talk shit behind my back

When you see me start runninÂ’

You beinÂ’ heavy like a ton full of bricks N-Dubz got a bag full of hits

You and your boys are back full of bricks if we come to your party

You know weÂ’re gonna leave with all of the chicks

If youÂ’re a duku man youÂ’ve gotta be stackinÂ’ up duku plans

No fools round here no lulus man

You man are spooky you do voodoo (Dooks tell meÂ…)

What would you if youÂ’re in a club dancinÂ’

A man rollinÂ’ with his girlfriend on a satin

And she starts givinÂ’ you the eye like itÂ’s a bang ting

I know what I would do I ainÂ’t rampinÂ’ (Dooks)

I would take her to the toilet put her in a sink

Give her willy till they by dem wink

DonÂ’t think IÂ’m buyinÂ’ you a drink you are not my girlfriend

And thatÂ’s enough of that I donÂ’t care what you think

When I die donÂ’t bury me burn me

By the way things are goinÂ’ I might die early

I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:

IÂ’m a killer and no one can hurt me


When I die donÂ’t bury me freeze me

By the way things are goinÂ’ I might die easy

I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:

I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy

You ask if you think that IÂ’m living in a dreamland

You thinkinÂ’ that I play two notes on a keyboard

And come up with a song like ours

Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise)

My albumÂ’s a slut in the charts

half a million of my CDs got shift like hot cakes over the counter

So could you please stop standinÂ’ in the west

when you canÂ’t even sell

2 of them in an hour go go cobunion

I come chew wid a shank then done dem

Im from a place called North West London

I heard your mumÂ’s got bunions fam what!