Lyfe Jennings

Lyfe Jennings - Statistics lyrics

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Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.

If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101

and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.

Books out. Let's go!

25% of all men are unstable

25% of all men can't be faithful

30% of them don't mean what they say

and 10% of the remainin' 20 is gay

That leaves you a 10% chance of ever findin' your man

That means you better pay attention to these words that I say

I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%

and show you what to do to keep the other 10.

Chorus:

RULE #1

Don't be a booty call,

If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl,

NOW 2

If he's in a relationship

And he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you.

RULE 3

Tell him that you're celibate

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it.

RULE 4

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.

STATISTICS!

15% of all men got a complex

15% of all men dont practice safe sex

20% of them are from homes without a father

so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward

Something to think about when you're takin' a shower

Something to swallow when you drank your bottled water

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%

and show you what to do to keep the other 10

Chorus:

RULE #1

Don't be a booty call,

If he don't respect you girl he gon' forget you girl,

NOW 2

If he's in a relationship

And he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you.

RULE 3

Tell him that you're celibate

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it.

RULE 4

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.

Be patient! He's waiting!

You don't gotta settle for that

Leave all that stress alone!

Get you a backbone!

Stop being sorry for yourself!

Chances make champions

It's gonna take (patience)

Time is still (wastin')

Don't be a booty call

If he don't respect ya girl he gon forget ya girl

RULE 2

If he's in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

RULE 3

Tell him that you're celibate

and if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it.

RULE 4

Be the person you wanna find

Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.

STATISTICS!

STATISTICS!

STATISTICS!

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10 Comments found

Anonymous
Saturday 9th of February 2013 21:37
dis my song and my modo today
Anonymous
Saturday 9th of February 2013 21:37
dis my song and my modo today
oanastefan
Tuesday 13th of March 2012 14:16
Ive been saying this for several years, 90% of males are fucking fail these days. It's a vicious cycle.
Georgia Peach
Monday 4th of April 2011 13:27
I love this song i can't stop listening to it.. IT WILL NEVER GET ANNOYING..My mom ( 41 ) gma ( 68 ) and great grandma (90) all love this song and they sing along it is amazing.. ANYONE WHO HATES THIS SONG MUST BE MAD BECAUSE IT'S TALKING ABOUT THEM.... THXX LYFE KEEP IT UP ALSO I LOVE S.E.X. AND IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES... AND NEVER NEVER LAND.... I
classychick
Wednesday 19th of January 2011 09:36
.man yo songs be on point yhu tell the truth bout yo songs nd thats rte if he cheat on her whut make yhu think yhu not gne cheat on yu nd yhu shouldnt be no boooty kall at all thats a hell naw but i think females shouls wait to have sex anyway just wait for the rtee one if yhu cnt find him he will kum to yhu but lyfe jennings i love your songs
MZ BIZZY
Saturday 4th of September 2010 07:16
WOW!!!!!!DAM!!!!!!YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. I SOOOOOO LOVE YOUR MUSIC,EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER PUT YOUR VOICE TO BECOMES FOOD FOR THOUGHT.THANKS FOR KEEPING IT REAL.WHEN EVER YOU ARE IN HOUSTON TEXAS SURE WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE YOU CHILL WITH ME AND MY FAMILY.(real talk) WE ON THE SAME LEVEL BELIEVE THAT.
Loony
Monday 2nd of August 2010 02:43
This is coming from a man's point of view...I am so glad to finally see an R&B singer come out with a song that tells a woman what kinda of man she can be dealing with..I think he hit the percentages on the head and are very much true...this is for women if you get with a man like that and you have children he may hurt you but your child is going to carry the burnded with them through out their lives..and may never be able to trust any man or woman in there growing days....so if you meet a man at the club just tell him you wanna wait until you get married and see how fast he runs because most all men just want is a booty call and dont wanna work for them goodies...and for you mean if this song offends you then you never where a man to begin with!
LILAMBER
Saturday 17th of July 2010 15:32
i love this song i cant stop listening to this song because i love it so much me and my mom love you and you are my #1fan and you make good songa i love you lyfe jennings you are so fun and your mucic make me laught
Shay_Clary_Arkansas
Wednesday 14th of July 2010 15:52
I LOVE THIS SONG LYFE I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!!!!! MY BOYFRIEND MAD AN SAID YOU HATE ON THE OTHER GUYS..... BUT ME PERSONALLY DONT PUT IT THAT WAY OR SEE IT THAT WAY... YOU A MAN YOUR SELF AN YOU ALREADY NO THE GAME YOU JUST TRYIN TO SHOW US YOUNG LADIES WHAT TO DO IN THEM SITUATIONS..... THATS WHY I LOVE YOUR MUCIC BECUZ YOU ALWAYS KEEP IT REA... LOVE ALWAYA YA BIGGEST FAN ARKANSAS'S FINEST!!!!!!
cindersmoke
Saturday 22nd of May 2010 01:44
This shit is HOT I love lyfe his songs be ON POINT!