ou can look this wide world over,

You can search both land and sea,

But you'll never find another man like me.

If you listen to my story I will tell you who I am,

I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.

I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.

There's no greater man in Siam than I am.

Oh, when I go walking by the women all give me the eye,

I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.

Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!

Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!

I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.

Why, I've got sixteen double chins,

I'm father of Siamese twins,

I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.

I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.

There's no faster man in Siam than I am.

Lightning don't scare me a bit,
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'Cause I can dodge before I'm hit.

I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.

Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!

Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!

I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.

When I call on my sweetheart,

I get there long before I'm start.

'Cause I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.

I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am.

There's no richer man in Siam than I am.

I wear diamonds on my nose,

And platinum toe nails on my toes.

I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am.

Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!

Oh no you ain't! Oh, what's happening?

I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am.

I've got castles filled with gold,

Liquor 99 years old,

I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am.

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