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ello operator, I'd like to make a call, could I have four double seven three one zero four



I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that number once again?



FOUR double seven three one zero four, did you get it then?



Could you speak a little slower four double seven's all I got



Thwee one zero four, are you bloody deaf or what?



Well look I got the first bit I just didn't get the last



Well you can stick that fuckin fone up yer fuckin arse



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Stick that fuckin fone, up yor fuckin arse

You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard

I only want to make a call but you're just being smart

So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse



Now the great big guy from telecom came to disconnect the phone

For breach of regulations just a couple of days ago,

You upset our operator with a pretty nasty call



What you fuckin' on about, it was all her fuckin fault



Well she claims that it was all your fault she really was distressed



What about your customers, she upset me first



We've got her written statement which shortly will be read

But it might help if you'd recall exactly what you said



I said

Stick that fuckin fone, up yor fuckin arse

You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard

I just tried to make a call but she just acted smart

So I said stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse



Well that's not exactly on sir, it's just not on at all

You must use common etiquette if you wish to make a call

And please and thank you also helps you can't talk to her like that



Please and bloody thank you well you fuckin tell her that!

And she knows without a telephone I'm really in the shit

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Perhaps if you apologized it just may help a bit.



Apologize, apologize, apologize to who?



Just go in and ask for operator forty two.



Good morning, are you're waiting, Is there something I can do?



Yes I'd like to speak to operator forty two



I'm sorry sir I missed that could you repeat what you just said



Oh shit I don't believe it here we fuckin go again.

Operator 42, Look I'll just write it down



Oh Operator 42 I'll see if she's around



Gee they're bloody useless I'm sure that they're all deaf

No wonder that I did me twis no wonder what I said

Stick that fuckin fone, up your fuckin arse

You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard

I just want to make a call and your just being smart

So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse



Now they make me sit around and wait all bloody day

Just so they can make me sweat an have the final say

That's like the public service they make you scrape an bow

Aaah shitt she's fuckin UGLY if that's her comin now.



I'm Operator 42, I'm busy, make it fast



Did a bloke tell you to stick that fuckin phone right up your ass



Yes he did the filthy animal, I remember now



Well you better fuckin brace yourself cos he's bring it around



And you can Stick that fuckin fone, up your fuckin arse

You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard

I just tried to make a call and you just acted smart

So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse



Stick that fuckin fone, up yor fuckin arse

You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard

I just tried to make a call and you just acted smart

So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse.