i heard somewhere everyone's bisexual
it may sound strange but it made sense to me

i went to red lobster
i picked up a girl
when i went down on her
i thought i'd hurl

as she sat on my face
but i couldn't eat her
from below the waste
just wasn't my kind
there's this stuff
ewwwww!
i couldn't eat her
big scary beaver

i thought maybe it was just the girl i picked
so i decided i should try again

went to tgi fridays
picked up another chick
i took her back to my place
and i got sick

as she sat on my face
but i couldn't eat her
i took a breath and braced
for what i might find
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i saw muff
ewwww!
i couldn't eat her
big hairy beaver if i tried

i went to a sports bar
ignored the jocks and the hunks
picked up a drunk ass bimbo
then i blew chunks

as she sat on my face
but i couldn't eat her
it had a funny taste
like fishy behind
i saw blood
ewwww!
i couldn't eat her
big bloddy beaver if i tried

as she sat on my face
but i couldn't eat her
what a fucking waste
when we 69'd
cuz there was no peter
so i couldn't eat her
no i couldn't eat her
big dirty beaver

ahh...shut your legs dear...thanx!

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