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Napoleon vs Napoleon - Epic Rap Battles of History Ep. 9 Lyrics

[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles Of History

Napoleon Bonaparte (French: Napoléon Bonaparte 15 August 1769 Ė 5 May 1821) Vs Jon Heder Jonathan Joseph ďJonĒ Heder (born October 26, 1977) as Napoleon Dynamite

[Jon Heder Jonathan Joseph "Jon" Heder (born October 26, 1977) as Napoleon Dynamite]

Gush, I canít believe how much of a little bitch you are
When it comes to world leaders
You like literally lowered the bar
Iíll rip your bones apart Bonaparte
Turn your horse into glue
Welcome to the battle of Waterloo, part two
I got skills
Iíll put you in a half like Horatio Nelson
Youíre the ugliest thing thatís ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin
You can keep your French fries
I got tater tots you gnome
Why donít you crawl back in your little shell
And escargot the heck home

[Napoleon Bonaparte (French: Napoléon Bonaparte 15 August 1769 Ė 5 May 1821)]

How dare you address moi
You adolescent worm
I am French
You are a buck tooth nerd with a perm
I spit at you harder than Tina the Llama
Smacking your face till your lips swell up like Lafawnduhís
Doodle up some friends
You gangly freak show
Before I toss you over the mountain
Like the dreams of Uncle Rico
This bastards about to see
How bad a battle can be
After this
Your buddy Pedro
Will be voting for me

[Napoleon Dynamite]
Why donít you freaking exile yourself
On your little island and hide
Cause this is a rap roller-coaster
Youíre not even tall enough to ride
I donít even care
How many like stupid
Prussians youíve killed
Cause to me
Youíre just the emperor of the lollipop guild

[Napoleon Bonaparte]
Sacrebleu
Tías une tête a faire sauter les plaques díegouts
Iím going to shove your moon boots
Straight up your poop shoot
Iíll whip you so bad
Theyíll make a virgin meringue
Youíre the only type of dynamite
Thatís never going to bang

[Voice Over]
Who won?
Whoís Next?
You decide?
Epic Rap Battles




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