Napoleon vs Napoleon

Napoleon vs Napoleon - Epic Rap Battles of History Ep. 9 lyrics

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[Intro]

Epic Rap Battles Of History

Napoleon Bonaparte (French: Napoléon Bonaparte 15 August 1769 – 5 May 1821) Vs Jon Heder Jonathan Joseph “Jon” Heder (born October 26, 1977) as Napoleon Dynamite

[Jon Heder Jonathan Joseph "Jon" Heder (born October 26, 1977) as Napoleon Dynamite]

Gush, I can’t believe how much of a little bitch you are

When it comes to world leaders

You like literally lowered the bar

I’ll rip your bones apart Bonaparte

Turn your horse into glue

Welcome to the battle of Waterloo, part two

I got skills

I’ll put you in a half like Horatio Nelson

You’re the ugliest thing that’s ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin

You can keep your French fries

I got tater tots you gnome

Why don’t you crawl back in your little shell

And escargot the heck home

[Napoleon Bonaparte (French: Napoléon Bonaparte 15 August 1769 – 5 May 1821)]

How dare you address moi

You adolescent worm

I am French

You are a buck tooth nerd with a perm

I spit at you harder than Tina the Llama

Smacking your face till your lips swell up like Lafawnduh’s

Doodle up some friends

You gangly freak show

Before I toss you over the mountain

Like the dreams of Uncle Rico

This bastards about to see

How bad a battle can be

After this

Your buddy Pedro

Will be voting for me

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Why don’t you freaking exile yourself

On your little island and hide

Cause this is a rap roller-coaster

You’re not even tall enough to ride

I don’t even care

How many like stupid

Prussians you’ve killed

Cause to me

You’re just the emperor of the lollipop guild

[Napoleon Bonaparte]

Sacrebleu

T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts

I’m going to shove your moon boots

Straight up your poop shoot

I’ll whip you so bad

They’ll make a virgin meringue

You’re the only type of dynamite

That’s never going to bang

[Voice Over]

Who won?

Who’s Next?

You decide?

Epic Rap Battles

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Thanks to like for correcting these lyrics

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