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Epic Rap Battles Of History
Dr Seuss VS William Shakespeare

Come bite my thumb!
I hope you know the stakes
Iíll put a slug between your shoulder blades
Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard
My rhymes are classic
Your crap is drafted by a kindergartener high on acid
Ye hoebag
Youíre an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag
And no gonads
Egads itís so sad
And to top it off
Youíre not a doctor
Iíve never seen a softer author
You crook, you
I bet you wrote The Twilight books too

I would not could not on a boat
Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even Horton doesnít want to here you
And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death
You leave a classroom
Looking like the end of MacBeth
I entertain a child of any age
You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page
How you gonna battle with the Cat in The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat
You think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming back

Iím switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces,
each is such a wonder with a plethora of features
youíre pathetically predictable,
you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building, itís a castle,
Iím a boss.
I bet Iím Parliament.
Iím positive, Iím killing it,
Iím iller than the plague,
I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while youíre sitting in the bleachers...

You rap fast you do
Yes you rap fast itís true
Now letís see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2

Oh oh, No no
Weíll smash your globe
Yo, you may have wrote the script but we running the show
You can take your fancy words and sendíem back home to your mama
Break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man weíll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs
Weíll break off your legs
Make no mistake
We in a rage
All does not end well when we bust out our cage
You gettiní upstaged Bill
You, you just got played!

Who won?
Whoís Next?
You decide
Epic Rap Battles Of History!

Thanks to The Boss