He pulled up on a yammy 750,
I got all wet my buttocks started shifting.
I gave him a wink I said "Buy us a drink"
I got a double brandy and coke.
He said "Come outside and we'll go for a ride"
I gave his leather trousers a stroke.
2 stroke Eddie
I told him straight away I wanted porking,
(tell us bout the size of his pole)
He only had an inch and that was foreskin.
(sounds like he was hung like a vole)
Then the ugly twat finished in 2 seconds flat,
He had a problem with his timing.
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And the fat spotty bum asked me if I'd cum,
He's not worth the crust off me gusset lining.
2 stroke Eddie
I couldn't give a toss about the size dear,
(you're a fucking lying slut)
2 stroke Eddie couldn't touch the sides dear.
(he didn't even have half a foot)
He just made a mess all over me dress,
I didn't even know he'd been in
And he had the cheek to ask to see me next week
I wouldn't give him cheese off me quimm.
2 stroke Eddie



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