Hinsons Biography - Sweetslyrics

Who is UNKNOWN HINSON? He<#8217;s a sociopathic, gun-totin<#8217;, ex-con redneck (charges include three counts of murder one, 19 paternity suits and random grave-robbing offenses) who<#8217;s purported to be a 400-year-old vampire. He<#8217;s a former carnival geek whose midway specialties were biting the heads off <#8220;certain barnyard fowls<#8221; and lifting 50-pound weights with his tongue. He boasts many grand titles, not the least of which are <#8220;Chart-Toppin<#8217; King of Country < Western Troubadours Ordained<#8221; and, most importantly (to him), <#8220;God<#8217;s Gift to the Womerns.<#8221; Oh, and one more thing: Unknown Hinson has previously gone on record as swearing that Hank Williams, Jimi Hendrix and the Beatles downright stole most of their hits from him. <#8220;Them boys owe me hundreds!<#8221; One thing many don<#8217;t know about Unknown, is that
he has a lethal tattoo. If you see this par-tickler tattoo, you have moments to live.