Originally conceived (c.1999) as the first victim-friendly surface-to-air missile by the US military, mclusky are a band of three, like back when three meant three and wasn't some crazy potsdamic in-universal code for 4. mcluskys idea of a keyboard player is the man(?) who invented computer battleships. All Dj`s must be French.

Mat 'mat' Harding was raised entirely on a diet of wolfenstein 3D, and learned to drum in between bouts of hiding in cupboards and never answering the door. In his spare time he enjoys shaving (his face) up to four times a day.

Jon Chapple of bass (and occasional vocals) fame is an equation waiting for a bracket. At weekends he can often be found on some mountain or other, running around and screaming. Jon likes nothing better than learning words and using them in conversations to aid meaning and understanding.

Vocalist and guitarist Andy Falkous likes to spend his time boobytrapping bandanas in the vain hope of snaring a member of Guns n Roses for the purposes of scientific research. His ideal job would be paid.

Second album 'mclusky do dallas' is released on the scarily-appropriate April 1st.

Album reviews MCLUSKY - Mcluskyism (2006) review

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